To Absolve or to Punish? Dante's Inferno Review!

You are Dante, a crusader who has a self mutilation complex. Your goal is to get home to your love Beatrice. Both of you had not partaken in the "joys of the flesh." Beatrice then makes a deal with the devil himself that Dante would remain faithful. The wager, her soul if she is wrong. Dante then fights his way through a castle, and ultimately gets stabbed in the back. You then battle the Grim Reaper and take his scythe as a weapon. You also obtain Beatrice's Cross as a weapon, this is your "ranged" weapon. You get no other weapons other than these two, bummer right? After some rather lackluster cut scenes later you enter Hell!

"Abandon all hope, ye whom enter here."

You then begin your epic journey through the many circles of hell. You meet Virgil who is you guide through hell itself. You collect souls to then cash in on abilities and upgrades on either the Holy or Unholy paths. Each have their pros and cons. I find Holy to edge out Unholy slightly because the cross weapon is far more effective than the scythe. You have access to relics which provide stat increases and misc goodies like auto opening of heath, mana and soul wells. These relics are both Holy and Unholy and they have requirements you must meet in order to equip them. There are also 3 Beatrice stones to collect to unlock Auto-Absolve when you meet a shade like Pontius Pilate. However playing the Guitar Hero like Absolve mini game nets you more Holy experience and souls than auto absolving them. Then there are 30 pieces of silver to collect, which give you a soul boost through the game, these offer no stat increases or modifiers at all.

Lets talk about the bad parts before the good, this game suffers from 2 big issues...

First and foremost, the repetitiveness. You meet a small family of enemies and that is all through the game. You then fight hundreds of the same enemies, and by the time you get far in the tree of your choice they are a push over even on the higher difficulties. Pull switch, jump on platform to reach another landing, fight 5 of the same enemies, open a door, turn a switch, fight, jump, door, well, save, repeat. That is the layout of the game. Throw in some rappelling, and some annoying camera angles at times and you have it.

The second issue with this game is its length. I rented this game on the 15th and had it beat by the late afternoon of the 16th, and that was a very casual play through, if you push yourself and dedicated a good 6-8 hours you can have this game beat in an afternoon. Plus past the halfway mark the game and its story just seems to drop off, I felt that the developers got lazy at times and purposely let this scene, puzzle, fight get sloppy and random. The boss battle was more of a joke than anything. I encountered swarm battles more challenging than the boss fight. So, enough of the bad talk, you are asking what about the good right? Well lets talk about the good.

The graphics are amazing in this game, the design team really put in 110%. The various levels of Hell have their own personality and flair. I really enjoyed the visuals of this game, and the soundtrack too was a fantastic compliment to the game. The details of walls, and statues was quite a scene to behold. I cannot praise the design and aesthetics of the game enough. Although I keep reading that most did not like the 2d anime style cut scenes, I can say I enjoyed them. It added a nice change to the gameplay, and provided a nice separation between gameplay and cutscene.

This game did a great job of providing the gamer with an interpretation of one of history's greatest works of literature. The base story of Dante's Inferno was a great backdrop to a game which I wish they spend a few moments more on. Going through the circles of hell and meeting famous shades and listening to Virgil was a great experience. Just to stop and listen to the cries of the damned and them trying to explain their actions was very entertaining. Good job on this, its just upsetting that the gameplay did not reach the same level that the surroundings and experiences we got simply walking though the realm of the damned.

This is a good rental, I feel buying it at full retail would be a big letdown. The game is far to short and as much as I enjoyed the ambience and the graphics, I could not justify paying 60+ dollars for it. This is 1000% an A++ rental. Its a hard sell as a buy.

Dante's Inferno gets a very well earned 3.5/5. Great graphics, awesome ambience. However, far too short and very repetitive. Since this is a game and not a movie I cannot give this one a higher score than that...

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Posted 20 days ago

It's The Lightning Round: Reviews and More!!!

Since I have signed up for GameFly, I now enjoy gaming at a much faster rate than if I had purchased all these games.  First, its a money saver! Also, I enjoy the titles I would have shied away from due to prices and mixed reviews..I have played a few games and as always want to offer you the readers some insight on the following tittles.

Wolfenstein (PS3): 2/5 - Not a great game, the camera work can get you motion sick at times.  The Occult and Nazi mix just does not work. I got half way through the game and sent it back.  Keep this at the bottom of your queue as a filler title when you main titles are finished with...

Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood (PS3): 3.5/5 - OK game,  The gameplay and controls were great to work with, however there is just something about this game that fails at keeping the player hooked and in turn makes it a chore to progress through the game. Again a decent filler game for some decent western shoot 'em up action.

UFC Undisputed 2009 (PS3): 4/5 - Fun game, who doesn't want to control some of the worlds best fighters and beat some people to a pulp? Can get repetitive though.  Might be worth a buy, it's worth renting for sure!  Controls could use some work, the ground game is a bit tough to get down.  Most of the time the fight ends in a KO (Great animation though)!

WWE Smackdown Vs. Raw 2010 (PS3) 4/5 - Same as UFC but in the WWE world.  If you are a fan of wrestling, rent or buy this title.  Story mode keeps you occupied and there is much more beyond that.  Always something to do in the game for sure.  Refined feel, good control scheme. I have no issues with it, other than it might get a tad boring after a long session.

Expect more game reviews in the future!

In other news...

SyFy is hosting it's annual New Years Twilight Zone marathon.  It's always good to enjoy some quality TV and nothing beats the Twilight Zone.  What is/are your favorite episode(s)?  Mine are Perchance to a Dream, Obsolete Man and A Game of Pool.

Google is launching its Nexus One which will cost $530 without a plan and $180 with a TMobile plan.  Good move, however I think Google is risking saturating the market and, isn't this just a Google branded HTC handset?!? Good to see the Goog' trying though! iPhone Killer?! Thoughts?!

The NFL season is drawing to a close and the Post season starting in a couple of weeks!  With the Saints slipping the NFC could be anyone's game. I would not mind seeing the Eagles and the Vikings as a potential NFC Championship game. The AFC in typical fashion has the Colts and the Patriots. Choosing one of these teams is always a safe bet for the Super Bowl.  Do not rule out the Chargers though! What teams do you see in the Super Bowl?  Go Eagles!!

January 3rd, 2010: Mark this date down in your calendars folks.  History is made as Super Chef Emeril Lagasse makes his Kitchen Stadium debut and tags with Iron Chef Mario Batali to do battle with Iron Chef Bobby Flay and White House Executive Chef Cristeta Comerford!  The secret ingredient is of national importance!  For all you Iron Chef fans both old and new this is a battle you cannot miss!  I'm going with Lagasse/Batali to win.  Agree or Disagree??

Much more to discuss but, it will have to wait for another day..So STAY TUNED!!!

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Posted 2 months ago

Prepare to Fight the Horde! Left 4 Dead 2 Review

What better way to crack a smile than to pump some zombies full of lead! This game is simple survive the zombie outbreak. You are one of four people (Ellis, Coach, Rochelle and Nick) using all available weaponry to get through 5 campaigns. There are pistols, shotguns, rifles and the occasional grenade launcher to pick as your primary weapon. Then you have anything from a frying pan to a chain saw to use and a melee weapon. Your goal is: slaughter zombies.

This game was done by valve, so if you have played ANY Half Life game you know just what's in store for you. The controls are rather easy to learn, and the gameplay is rather linear. Go from safe house to safe house, amassing an artillery and some medical supplies. After a while the game gets repetitive and it becomes a chore to keep fighting the hordes of zombies. The chit chat from character to character is amusing. There are points in the game where it gets frustrating, but nothing is to difficult to handle.

A great rental indeed!  If you are looking for a decent shoot em up with a zombie twist, that does not require hiding behind a wall from 4 hours and calling out commands to your team. Then this one is for you!

I give this one: 4/5

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Posted 2 months ago

"I Looked at the Trap Ray!" Ghostbusters: The Video Game Review

Forgive me as I know this game came out some time ago, but it was one of the games I felt compelled to play at one point or another. So, I rented it from GameFly (AWESOME SERVICE! Highly recommended!)  For those who have not played this game yet...let me spare you 6 hours and tell you that to stay away from this game. Sure the rabid Buster fan will love the visit back to New York 1991 and to see the old gang again, however I a huge fan of the movies can say that the nostalgia wears off rather quickly.

The game is horrid to play at times and feels like a chore.  There are times where you sail through a whole chunk of the game only to reach a point where it takes you quite a while to accomplish a simple task of opening a gate.  The plot is tossed out the window in the latter parts of the game, as if there was such a detailed plot to begin with.  You will find yourself using the proton stream and boson darts for the majority of the game.

All in all it was fun to be a Buster, but the story and nostalgic feeling just couldn't compensate for the terrible gameplay.  If you do want to give this game a go, rent it.  Even at a low price of 20-30 dollars its not worth the purchase. After the story there is absolutely NOTHING to do in the game aside from collecting items/scans you might have missed or a terrible multiplayer feature.

I give it a very generous: 2.5/5

P.S. Pete Venkman was written as an absolute prick...

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Posted 2 months ago

Nulla è Reale, Tutto è Lecito. Assassin's Creed II Review!



Your name is Ezio Auditore da Firenze.  You are an assassin in Renaissance Italy.  Your mission: Revenge!

I'm really not going to bore you all with all the details of the story because frankly there is too much of it.  So we start off as Desmond again, he breaks out of Abstergo with Lucy and then finds his way to a hideout; then enters the Animus 2.0.  We are now whisked away to Late 1400's Italy (Boy does it look great!)  After some short scenes we are on our way to the meat of the game!

It controls pretty much the same as the first. only much more fluid.  You are now given two hidden blades, not one.  You also have access to a wide variety of weapons, whether they be spears or brooms.  You can now poison people and gain access to a firearm much later in the game.  Best part of this game is the currency system, as it adds much needed depth to the series.  AAAAND water does not kill you!!

Aside from the occasional Free Run nuisances it plays pretty well.  Nothing in the game is impossible to handle,  Things might appear difficult but if you take a minute and plan things out the game becomes much easier to play.  Once you spend a few minutes in the beginning toying around with the physics and feel of the game it becomes natural to run across the vast landscapes.

Combat can be tricky at times, best course of action is to assassinate all enemies using the hidden blades.  If not Counter/Dodge/Disarm works wonders.

The detail is amazing!  When you reach the highest viewpoint in a given city and just toy with the camera you see just how much work was put into this game! Excellent work! Not much more to say about that

Get this game, you will not be disappointed.  The ending is a little questionable.  There is always something to do even after you complete the story.  Various side missions and glyph hunting to unlock "The Truth."  You can invest in your villa, and gain money on your investment.  There is much to do, but not so much where you feel swamped with side missions.  The Story is great,  the game looks beautiful.  Seriously though, who wouldn't want to control the deadliest assassin in all of Italy?

Rating: 4.5/5

Requiescat in Pace...

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Posted 3 months ago

Let the battle begin! iPhone 3GS v. Palm Pre (Fast Touch) Review

"Tell me what cell phone you use, and I will tell you what you are." -Brillat-Savarin

Erm.  That's not right, wasn't his quote about food or something...*shrug*

Back to business at hand.  This is a new concept review that I am having a go with.  I call it a fast touch review.
This concept is simple to grasp;

I the trusty reviewer go to the store.
Give myself 5-30 min with a NEW product.
Then share my thoughts with you the reader.

In the inaugural fast touch review I took the liberty of checking out two smartphones.  The Groundbreaking, Earthshaking, Universebending, Apple iPhone 3GS or is it 3G S (jury is still out regarding the space or not) and its cosmic competitor Palm's "Lay On Hands" (WoW reference..sad I know) Pre.  Let me get this to you straight off the top,  THESE TWO ARE COMPETITORS NOT KILLERS.  So first lets go with the already proven iPhone.

The 3GS (S stands for SPEED) and it delivers, albeit nothing too mind blowing.  The phone is faster, but not the way they are advertizing as if it were faster than a supercomputer; but still its a speedy little device.  Applications opened in a snap and the phone performed quite well.  I tested a quick youtube video and it played after a small 15 second wait, not bad.  The weather, stocks, notes apps were all quick as well.  With the addition of the OS 3.0 the phone has some quality features.  The Main feature even before video and compass is Landscape typing.  I quickly tapped my way into a sizable paragraph about nothing,  and with only a few minor errors at that.  This is where the iPhone takes it to a new level, this is "that" feature that the user has been begging for since day one.  They also added copy-paste to the phone and this grants a small applause, as I find myself rarely using copy-paste on my phone now.
The compass is novelty, although im sure the customer service rep was amused as i spun around in all directions testing this feature,  it lost its novelty feel after a few minutes.  The voice search is a bit funky to use, I tried to call a filler contact in the contact list on the demo unit, but it had a hard time recognising the speech pattern, again not a feature that I find myself using (nor have I seen many people use it either).
The Camera is the second place BIG feature of the new 3GS.  The auto focus is quick, not like some other phones where it could take a while, and the tap to focus feature is great.  The video interface is just like the still photo interface, tap record and you are off.  As I could not see the video on a PC, I cannot judge the quality, however I have seen some youtube videos and its not shabby at all.
To wrap this up, I like the 3GS.  It beats the living ***T out of my lack luster Sidekick LX (circa 2007).  Plus Apple threw a curve ball at us, $99 for a 3G (non S) iPhone! Plus IMO a 3G with OS 3.0 is like 90% of what you get with a 3GS, you are really only missing Video Capture.

BUT HOLD ON APPLE!

Palm has launched thier new smartphone into the wild and its name is the Pre!  8GB internal storage, same resolution as an iPhone (smaller screen though), All NEW WebOS.  This thing is geared for a fight, a fight not only with Apple, but RIM and Android as well.  Let me let you in on a little secret though, it DELIVERS.  Sure the hardware feels like it was build with lincoln logs and elmers glue, and the keyboard should have come with a toothpick so you can tap the right keys.  But the OS is the homerun.  WebOS is open, clicky, fun and downright addicting. I got lost in the phone with the swipes, taps and pinches.  The OS is responsive, it has the core features that can satisfy any smartphone user.  Its main problem is that its new, and does not have anywhere near the amount of support other smartphones have.  Give it time and this will change,  Palm brought a gamechanger to the public.  Finally a system that is not as archaic feeling as the Blackberry OS, nor as rough and unyeilding as the Android OS.  Its a cuddly, warm, soft, fun OS that begs you to touch it (I just went there).  Its organized, the card system is wonderful and messaging is in one spot, its just great.  If that OS were on a piece of hardware like an iPhone then we would have to press the panic button at 1 Infinite Loop.  I did not get too much time with the Palm Pre, as the Sprint rep was annoying the shit out of me about purchasing some Sony Rokr.  I really am intrigued at where the Pre goes,  I hope Palm offers the WebOS on more phones, I really do.  I loved my Palm Treo 700p and I am already a fan of the WebOS, however the hardware is its weak link.

In the end I do see myself with a 3GS over the Pre,  Only because the support, and the fact that its a more matured platform.  Its the hardware of the Pre that makes it a no go.  Put the OS on a better device and 1000% Definatley I would have a Palm.  With that being said I hope RIM takes note and produces a more 2009 OS and not a 2004 OS.  As far as Android, flooding the market with 5000000 phones with some low budget, rough, unsofisicated linux like OS is NO WAY TO WIN A TECH BATTLE.

I hope you all enjoyed the inauagural Fast Touch Review of the iPhone vs. the Palm Pre.  I hope to write more of these fast touch reviews in the future. :)

---RandyICJ

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Posted 8 months ago